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Watches That Don't Tell Time

a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man

This is a watch that lets you keep a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man, in case he comes to town. What does that mean?

• Includes Dirt
• Protect Your Friends
• So He Won't Take Them Down To His Lair Deep Under The Mountain