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Sergei's New Watch Order // Watches That Don't Tell Time

Sergei's New Watch Order // Watches That Don't Tell Time

Regular price $333.33 USD
Regular price Sale price $333.33 USD
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how many 18k Gold Plated Ducks

A black pool for your 18k GOLD PLATED ducky to contemplate the reptilian agenda in. It will have a dollar bill patterned bottom featuring sacred and ancient symbology, and will have a brushed gold steel band for you to wear.

The 18k GOLD PLATED duck is magnetic making it fun and easy to move around in the pool, or even onto other metal surfaces. It has a wonderful heft and hand feel that once you hold, you will love love love. People that fidget or feel compelled to overtly display their status love them! It's also a great way to welcome in the new world order's upcoming universal time shift...whenever you go to look at your watch, instead of stressful numbers controlling your life, you'll see your 18k GOLD PLATED ducky and understand the appeal of synchronized methods of control over the human population.

The order will include:
-1 Black Pool with Dollar Bill Pattern
-1 18k GOLD PLATED duck
-1 brushed gold steel band

plus all the standard documents and paperwork signed and ready for you to adopt these duckies and assume full legal responsibility for their well-being.

SHIPPING SPEED: These custom-designed art watches are made to order and currently have a 4-8 week lead time. Reach out if you're feeling impatient with your time 😉 and we may be able to expedite your order. 

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